Anonymous asked: I want to dissapear.
Let's see how many of you live in Europe. REBLOG...
10 years from now when I'm married..
Son: Hey dad, how did you meet mum?
Dad: You don't want to know son..
Son: Please dad!
Dad: So I was at a signing and your mum came up to me and told me to sign a paper for her..
Son: Then what happened daddy!
Dad: It was a marriage certificate.